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Laci Green: So obviously on the Internets and in real life we gotta lot of people sippin on their haterade. Have you ever sat there and thought to yourself, “Wow, I wonder how I can make EVERYBODY hate me”? I know I have. Well, if you have too, I think I have actually figured out the formula.
There are three ways to become hater bait. One, be a beautiful, young girl in the public’s eye. People like Britney Spears or Miley Cyrus are a hater’s feast. If I had a penny for every youtube video hatin on Miley Cyrus, I think I would be able to pwn (?) Donald fucking Trump. Why? Cos ya jealous!
Number two on our list of ways to be hated, is to be successful. Oh, people HATE it when others are more successful than them. Case in point: Fred. People have no reason to hate on Fred. He’s just a kid making stupid youtube videos and making SIX FIGS A YEAR doin it. They only hate cos they like, “WHAT THE HELL. I WANNA MAKE SIX FIGS PRETENDING MY DOG IS A SQUIRREL WITH RABIES.”
The third and final way to guarantee you’re hater bait is to be a T****Y~Y!
[cut to black and white Laci, pretending to cry: I mean, seriously, guys! LEAVE THE T*****ES ALONE~E]
Laci: [coughs; back in colour] Yeah, leave’em alone. [snaps] The reason people hate on t*****es is because they know they could NEVER get a woman that hot. Least that’s why I hate on them.
Moral of the story is to be the most hated person on youtube, Fred would need to get a sex change and wear boy clothes. [shrugs] Just saying.