January 2011
truthfulreactions started following you
merci!
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I don't even know where to begin.
The night started out slow.
We were right on time, which is early in MST (Muslim Standard Time), and so we helped with the setup like good little boys and girls, and put up streamers and put down rugs and blew up balloons. (You thought I was going to say airports, didn’t you? Racist.)
The bride was beautiful, of course, and as she is one of my dearest friends (and my neighbor), I was glad...
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Watchbabyjaybird:
sarcasticholly:
I can’t compute the hotness of these two men talking elvish.
^ACCURATE. HNNNNGG.
LOVE ELVISH
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-skullkid:
jazzycool:
REMEMBER THE VERY...
December 2010
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reblog if you have never actually finished an...
-skullkid:
jigglyjigglypuff:
skymouth:
absolutezerification:
Where the fuck do they go
These & chapstick, yes.
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Have a biscuit, Potter.
Professor McGonagall: Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You called her a liar?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.
Harry Potter: Have – what?
When someone says 'she' instead of 'he'.
fetchinglillies:
artificiallyflavourednightmares:
I’m only reblogging for Sheldon
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I didn't realize my family were nudists.
Me: Why do we have to tell him these things?
Sister: (laughs)
Baba: We had to teach you things too, when you were his age. Not everyone is born knowing stuff. He's just eight.
Me: Baba. Closing the bathroom door while showering? Basic knowledge.
Baba: Not to everyone.
what apples to apples has taught me:
iihaveaheadachee:
velociraptors are legit sharxpunx how to correctly spell dachsund famine is tacky platypuses are REAL LIFE
That moment when you walk out the room singing to...
roberrrrto:
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Sometimes, in my twisted mind,
I imagine (while being up at 3am, giving into my guilty pleasure of the Tyra show) being one of those broken families that Tyra “fixes.”
This, of course, would never happen because
1. I’m not interesting enough. Everyone’s been raped nowadays, apparently. It’s the new cool story to tell. Also, everyone is abused by their parents, and by their sexual partners....
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Lowering Russia's Morale . . .
America: I can do that. *calls Russia* Can you make condoms that are 25cm?
Russia: Eh? 25cm? I don't know. I've never made any that size before.
America: My boss really wants Russian ones.
Russia: I'll do my best.
*a few days later*
America: A box from Russia! *opens it* Size XS?!?!
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Hahaha. omg, i forgot how much i missed watching...
ashleymangg started following you.
For guys, it's "bros over hoes". For girls, it's...
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Hahahaha. I think episode 35 is my new favorite!
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The 1st, 5th, and 11th GIFs in your folder make up...
thingsarentalwayswhattheyseem:
hellomynameisyourtv:
singreckless:
muchacha10:
rosesturn:
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chris-criss:
moxie-licious:
vapordrienne:
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p-p-panty:
riceismybff:
monsterfrog:
my life doesnt make sense
It makes some sense…
… I approve
Well, okay then. »;;
I think it is...
Put colors in a message. Surprise me.
red - i love you.
pink - i could stay on your blog for hours.
yellow - you’re amazing.
peach - i miss you.
blue - i want to get to know you.
purple - you’re hot.
brown - i would fuck you.
green - i would date you.
black - i hate you.
white - delete your tumblr.
Reblog if you want your followers to ask you...
theperfectalibi:
teghanmaree:
MOTHERFUCKERS, DO IT.
FUCKING DO DIS SHIT
but i’m not a very interesting person, so i doubt anyone’s curious.
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/almost had new respect for beiber →
was trying to reblog this from @radicalqueer, who rebologged from @stfuislamophobes, buuuut, tumblr wasn’t letting me. T.T
ohhh. just kidding. cuz it’s satirical.
ohwell.
too bad. it’d be cooler if he had spoken out against the islamophobes.
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DO I WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL NEXT WEEK?
jacquelinevc:
i don’t have classes until the 19th.
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Watch
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“I don’t have pet peeves, I have major psychotic...
sincerelytaylordawn:
-George Carlin
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"Softy"
-page394:
cornish-pixies:
THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING
OMG, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
EL OH EL. God bless Snape.
What I want to do when there's an awkward silence.
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Strangers waiting up and down the boulevard,...
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shakeit, tyraaa.
i so sexyy
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yay. my first gif.
are you seriou—say wha—?
Reblog if: You were born naked.
danielzrotfl:
How strange…
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